Male Braggarts

One of the common traits in males is their ability to fabricate stories of carnal conquest.  This is one of the reasons why I turn to videogame stimulus rather than suffering through uncomfortable details of events most likely copied from a porno periodical.  There are always one or two guys who love nothing more than to tell you the last time they had sex.  Why is that?

In a convoluted way, they wish to be the center of your envy.  As a heterosexual male, I used to think guys that could bounce from female to female were cool.  Now I view it as an “act-out” due to depression.  And then you have to do something that very few people practice in modern times: CONSIDER THE SOURCE.

If the male who is telling you about his supposed “threesome”, you have to figure he is a model of the highest quality.  Even then, it is hard to imagine two women instantly attracted to a male so physically that they MUST mate with him.  (Male and female: Different erotic stimulus required.) Perhaps I was told a fantasy as this fellow was attempting to weave it seamlessly into his life.  I was not convinced.

Let us consider that his fanciful recollection was a true account.  The need to brag about exploits is rather immature to begin with.  It also reeks of mother issues.  (Why not praise the nice woman for being intimate with you?) In these stories I’ve heard, the female is the dirtiest player of all time; allowing anything to go down.  Quite doubtful a female would fall for an act such as this.

My questioning will continue until scientists are able to implant a “YouTube” camera into the forehead.